phase2:

A Motherfucker Could Use A Kiss On The Lips

gosh:

“So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?”

— Hunter S. Thompson (via coral)

cordolia:

a family doesn’t have to be a man and a woman. a family can be a wizard, his apprentice, the fire demon who ate his heart, his cleaning lady who’s under a curse and in love with him, a senile witch who used to be his greatest enemy, a dog which belongs to his ex teacher and also enemy, a random cursed prince along for the ride, and their walking magic house

muji-milk:

jonathan from queer eye turning up in skirts and jumpsuits and off the shoulder tops and french braids in front of crusty old straight american men…braver than any us marine

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

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 #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

mjalti:

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

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askher4:

sheilikhal:

monkeysaysficus:

onyourleftbooob:

Before vs After Adoption

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Originally posted by diane-jefferson

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

deathmoth:

80% tired 20% also tired

Reasons why Denny’s doesn’t feel real

dennys:

hipotonix:

  • I’m pretty much only there at 2am-3am where there’s only ever 1-3 other people, most of the time there to sober up
  • Every time I am there at said time there’s always a cook loudly (but greatly) singing miscellaneous songs
  • Their social media person/people
  • Any time I pass through their doors I feel as though my soul has left the real world and traveled to a different plane of existence.
  • Whenever I go in for a late night meal there’s weird documentaries on (one having a 30 minute explanation of everything wrong with sharknado)
  • Seriously, are their social media people okay?
  • Half the time when I wake up the next day I wonder if me going to Denny’s was just a weird dream
  • Social media people, are you safe? do you need a hug

good reasons